Private 1:1 Teaching Call
How To Get The Point
Before The Point Gets You
A humorous, sharp, high-stakes clarity session for founders, thinkers, artists, and overclocked humans.
You bring the chaos. We leave with one point that actually moves your life.
Founder's Ridiculously Premium Price
$24,999
Yes, the price is gigantic. It is both the joke and the filter.
New 1:1 Course: Give Your Self Your Money
Let me give you your money. You deserve it. It is the money you worked hard to get,
and it must be yours. The process is simple: you pay me one million, and then I return
your million to you with ceremonial seriousness.
Humor + financial clarity
One paradoxical transaction
Zero fake scarcity
Extremely Honest Price
$1,000,000
The joke is expensive on purpose. The point is ownership.
When You Do Not Have The Point
- You read 40 tabs and remember 0 decisions.
- Your notes are brilliant but impossible to execute.
- You keep explaining the same idea in new costumes.
- You call it research. Your calendar calls it avoidance.
What Happens In The Call
- Orbit: map your current thought-loop in plain language.
- Pin: extract the real point hidden under noise.
- Land: convert that point into one decisive action.
The Offer
One private 75-minute call. One custom Point Map. One week follow-up by email.
Designed to be funny, direct, and uncomfortably useful.
75 min live call
Point Map PDF
7-day follow-up
No fluff, no guru fog
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